We are all mad here. That is not a warning, it is the itinerary.
Somewhere around your second night on Bliss, you will realize the clock has stopped meaning anything. Dinner bleeds into a promenade full of people you have not met yet, which bleeds into a door you did not expect to walk through, which bleeds into a 2 AM snack you will swear you did not need. Time behaves differently down here. The White Rabbit is always late and, on Bliss, so are you. Gloriously so.
But a night this full deserves a map, even if you plan to ignore it. So here is one perfect Wonderland evening, hour by hour, from the first cocktail to the last. Follow it exactly or wander off entirely. Both are correct.
Tumble Down the Rabbit Hole
5:00PM Pre-Dinner Drinks & Meet-and-Greets
The night opens gently. Gather for cocktails at a Travel Agent M&G or the always-dangerous Meet and Make a Dinner Date M&G.
A pro move: collect a few strangers here and bring them to dinner. That is how the best nights on Bliss tend to start.
5:15-9:00PM Main Dining Room
Dinner is served, with the busiest stretch running 7:00 to 8:00 PM. Dine as a two, or gather a table of up to eight and see who you collect along the way.
Dress how you like. Wear cocktail attire to dinner and change into your theme look after, or wear the theme straight to the table.
One house rule: if you are not wearing underwear and a short skirt, you will be handed a towel to sit on in the main dining room. We think of everything.
8:00-10:00PM The Bliss Pre-Party on the Promenade
This is the moment the ship transforms. Everyone spills out in full theme attire and the whole promenade becomes one long, glittering party from bar to bar.
The Bliss DJ takes over. Expect pop-up performances and a few surprises we will not spoil here. This is the place to see and to be very much seen.
9:00PM The Playrooms Open
Every door in Wonderland opens at once. New this sailing: you can tour them all during Playroom Previews on Day 1 at 8:15 PM, before they open for real.
- The Solarium – couples only, the world’s largest playroom, fully enclosed under a glass dome
- The Conference Centre – the all-passenger playroom
- The Attic – the fetish dungeon
- Specialty Play – for something a little more particular
- The Exterior Playroom – open air, under the stars
Ever unsure about rules or times? Check the Bliss App (Compass is coming soon) or ask any Host Couple onboard.
9:30PM The Headliner Theater Show
New entertainment every single night. Who is taking the stage this sailing? Stay tuned. We are not telling yet, and that is half the fun.
10:00PM The Evening Parties, All Over the Ship
The main theme party lands in Studio B on Deck 4, but the whole ship becomes a choose-your-own-adventure. Whatever mood you are in, there is a room for it:
- Karaoke
- Latin band
- Dueling pianos
- EDM party
- Country party
- Rock party
- And more you will just have to find
Party hop, bar hop, duck into a playroom, resurface, repeat. The night goes until the morning does.
11:00PM-3:00AM Late Night Snacks in the Windjammer
Because even Wonderland runs on fuel. Refuel after a long, gloriously unreasonable night and go again, or call it. No judgment either way.
That is one night. You have seven of them. Better start planning what you are wearing.